RJ Dudley

(note: this came to me as an e-mail with a thousand forwards, so if you know the original copyright holder, please let me know)

1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
2.SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
3.ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success, and advancement by kissing up to the boss, rather than working hard
4.SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
5. CUBE FARM : An office filled with cubicles.
6.PRAIRIE DOGGING : When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls, to see what's going on.
7. MOUSE POTATO : The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
8.SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. That Yuppies get into when they have children, and one of them stops working to stay home, with the kids.
9.STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
10.SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that  has been rendered useless because magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
11.XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies, from one's workplace.
12.IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying, but you find yourself unable to stop watching them.
13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
14. ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the admonisher are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
15. 404 : Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message '404 Not Found,' meaning that the requested site, could not be located.
16. GENERICA : Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same, no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.
17.OHNOSECOND : That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize, that you've just made a BIG MISTAKE. (Like after hitting send on an email, by mistake).
18.WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.
19. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas, while passing through a Cube Farm.

I've had hosts offer all sorts of free components on their servers you can use, or install, but Lunarpages takes the cake this month.  They negotiated with some fine software vendors for free tools or free advertising credits.  All told, you can claim $775 worth of goodies just for hosting with them!

All the free goodies are detailed in the June 2008 Newsletter, but here are some highlights:

Parallels Workstation - I'm stoked about this one.  Similar to Virtual PC or VM Ware, but much lighter.  Free for Windows and Linux users, only a discount for the Mac crowd.  Honestly, I didn't know they had a Windows version, so their promotion worked on me.

WinSettings - There's a lot of crap built up in my startup.config I need to clean out, and I'm always looking to boost performance or speed the boot process.

The Logo Creator - I'm a sucker for pretty logos.

Also, they offer bunches of components with their hosting plan, and some additional free tools for managing your site.  Lunarpages has been a very stable and affordable host for me, so if you're looking for a host and wnat some free stuff, too, chek out Lunarpages.

In the beginning, Community Credit was fun.  Make some blog posts, answer some forum questions, and get a geeky prize (don't judge me, swag whores).  After a while, some folks figured out how to game the system a little, and some seriously major participants also signed up.  Not sure how some of these people got all those points.  It wasn't fun, because you couldn't even come close.

Recently, David has made some changes.  Some of the top contributors were promoted to the Hall of Fame, point values have been changed, and a negative curve is applied to winners for two months.  Suddenly, stupid prizes are readily available again.  I'm awaiting my 10th place from July.  Woot!

I'm sure this isn't what they meant to say, but that's how it looked on my Treo 700w.  Doh!  Death by cliche!

MySpace.com is attracting its share of tech-savvy criminals who are brazen (or dumb) enough to brag about their criminal exploits online. Needless to say, law enforcement officers are finding MySpace.com to be a true goldmine of information for closing out criminal investigations.

Full story at: http://www.newsfactor.com/story.xhtml?story_id=103009GRG8Z6.  It’s a good laugh.

Update: Part 2 at http://www.newsfactor.com/story.xhtml?story_id=111003KKYNW3

Kevin Remde is reporting that as of 9am PST (noon Eastern), VPC 2004 SP1 will be released free of charge:

Now, like Virtual Server 2005 R2, you can download and use Virtual PC 2004 (SP1 version) for free.

Chris Sherman at Search Engine Watch has an overview:

http://searchenginewatch.com/searchday/article.php/3598681

If you're an avid blogger, prolific article author, guru of some forum, etc., then check out Community Credit at http://www.community-credit.com.  You can earn points for each answer, article and activity; at the end of the month, those with the most points win swag.  This month's grand prize is the very cool Projector Keyboard:

Spammers are annoying, but the incompetent ones make me laugh:

Now playing: Georgia Satellites - Battleship Chains

Very cool: http://television.aol.com/in2tv

AOL is streaming episodes of classic TV shows for free.  Shows include Wonder Woman, Eight is Enough, V, Perfect Strangers, and more.  So far, only select episodes are available from each series, with more to come according to AOL.

My friend Cathy Rulloda from Avante Gardens had an interesting promotion this Valentine's Day--they replaced orders of disappointed Proflowers customers, for free.  Complete with pictures, she shows what a rip-off Proflowers really is when you compare it to real florists.  Check out the full post at http://floristblogs.com/blogs/avant_gardens/archive/2006/02/18/88.aspx.

My search referrals are filling up with this, for a smattering of reasons.  To make it easy, here’s the answer in one spot:

The song in the Saturn commercial is “Home” from his “Carencro” CD.  This is the commercial where the sides of the buildings fold down for the Vue.  The rest of the albumn is good, but this song is different from the rest.  If you want it in iTunes, click the link below on a machine that has iTunes loaded.  If you want the whole album via Amazon, click on the album cover.

BTW – Carencro is his hometown in Louisiana.

Now playing: Marc Broussard - Home

Click here for the album at Amazon