Sometimes technical, sometimes not, never a kitty

We're all familiar with MS's "marketecture", and its coopting of whatever buzzwords are hot in the newspapers at the time of announcement into strange acronyms.  Generation X gave us "ActiveX", the Human Genome Project gave us "Windows DNA" (WTF?), and the Internet gave us, well, Dot Net.  MS is also famous for its creative names for everyday items.  For the beginner, here's an introduction to Microsoft speak, as deciphered by an outsider:

I am seriously of the opinion that Microsoft's marketing group stands much bigger in the marketing world than MS's programmers do in the programming world.